Thanksgiving Shopping

*contemplates what could happen if I went Thanksgiving food shopping on Vicodin and muscle relaxers*

The answer is it didn’t happen.  The muscle relaxers happened.  Vicodin and Thanksgiving shopping didn’t *L*

I was jelly most of the day.  And I liked it.  I think I like it a little too much.

So I got up and did my food shopping at 4 am today.  Managed to get it done in under 2 hrs.  If I would have went during the day it would have took at least twice that.  Oh yeah…and I would have been in jail for stabbing somebody with my car keys.

It was so crowded out yesterday, I can only imagine how it is going to be later today.

You know what I also realized…somewhere along the way the mens’ role in Thanksgiving got lost.  Shouldn’t their asses be out hunting and gathering something?


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